Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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