I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
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We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
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just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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