she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
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You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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