he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
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Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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