Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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