Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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