Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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