The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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