You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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