Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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