in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Watching her eat just hurts me
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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