oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
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And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
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my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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