Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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