Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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