why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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