shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
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Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
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FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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