Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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