Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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