he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
She even gives head with a lisp.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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