Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
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hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
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Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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