i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
you will always have a special place in my vag
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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