My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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