They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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