Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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