Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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