do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Randomize
