I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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