In the future we'll all be gay
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
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I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
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there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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