Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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