I want to have your abortion
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
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i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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