what if I'm pregnant?
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If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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