HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
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If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
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I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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