Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
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I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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