Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
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Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
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Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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