think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
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I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
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