North Korea, Best Korea!
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
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Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
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Do I have a choice?
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and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.