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• (703): View more from Virginia

  i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Hello wreck, this is your train calling.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???

  (773): View more from Illinois

  Found 2 Coors, problem solved.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.

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• (650): View more from California

  Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.

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