so explain again why im purple
no
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
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