I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
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Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
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I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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