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  think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes

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• (845): View more from New York

  what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?

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• (361): View more from Texas

  Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.

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  These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I just feel like you're using me for sex.

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  I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons

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