i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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