I murdered the dance floor call the cops
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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