ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
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why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
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He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
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