Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
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Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
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An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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