pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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