Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
that may or may not have been my penis.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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