Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
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walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
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I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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