i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
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he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
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Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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