brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
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I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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