Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
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do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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