I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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