Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
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Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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