oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
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She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
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I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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