I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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