I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
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there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
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How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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