Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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