your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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